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since the good old days of the C4's Desmond's has so many Black
faces been allowed to entertain us so freely and openly on national
telly. Derek, Science, Makosi and Vanessa are priceless!
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| Science: Harmless
fake thug |
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| Makosi: ..she's
a nurse?! The NHS really IS in crisis |
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BIG
BROTHER C4 |
Derek
Laud is a posh blue blooded, Black, gay Tory with his own
butler. Makosi is a nurse who believes you can confirm a pregnancy
hours after getting intimate in a hot tub with a camp dancer from
up North.
Vanessa, is the boring but relatively pretty Black girl from no
where special, while Science is a lazy wanna-be fake thug rapper
from somewhere up North (feel sorry for Leeds) with a comedy bad-boy attitude.
It has all the working ingredients of a successful sitcom, but it
is instead reality television at its very best - C4's
Big Brother.
If you were shocked in the first instance that television
executives allowed four Black people into the Big Brother house
all at the same time, you couldn't have been more surprised than
we were. Even CRE boss Trevor Phillips said it was a
great advert for good race relations - or words to that
effect.
Whilst I wouldn't go that far, I would say it was bloody funny
and quite amazing that viewers took so long to evict those
embarrassing brothers and sisters.
However, I would like to point out that if ever Derek Laud was
taken seriously - and I honestly can't believe that anyone ever
did - surely he is now destined to live out the rest of his life
on the 'B-list' celebrity circuit, opening supermarkets, doing
adverts for cleaning products and kissing an army of granny
fans.
His BNP quip about Science making him want to join, has to
rate as one of Black British Comedy's greatest moments - it's only
offensive if you've never learned how to laugh at laugh at
yourself - and Derek obviously has. The ex-Tory speechwriter
explained on eviction that his fellow housemates had 'vexed him'
and then went on to poke fun at both himself and his fox hunting
Tory chums by quipping 'never cross the golly?!'
Derek Laud is an anomaly. He is the complete and exact opposite of
every Black stereotype that exists, and that in my humble opinion
is a good thing.
It's a shame that Big Brother six has to end.
I don't think I've been so entertained collectively by three or
more Black people since Desmond's finished in the early 90's. Just
seeing Derek's face cracks me up. It's hard to know exactly how
much of him is an act. Science by contrast is like the troublesome kid
who lives down the road that you'd just love to give a clip around
ears, but he's as harmless as his bad-boy attitude is fake. Still,
watching him square up to Maxwell after the water fight in the early weeks was
brilliantly funny.
The beauty of Big Brother has been in its surreal nature. Four
offbeat, non-representative Black people up against the world, and
themselves inside a glass box has been compulsive viewing for me.
Big Brother has been politically incorrect viewing at its very
best. Know that you haven't seen the last of Derek 'the dark
destroyer' Laud!
      
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8/10 Derek
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